Joe Biden

March 23, 2013
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MAKING AMERICA MORAL AGAIN! (MAMA!!) Really. Honest to God.

MAKING AMERICA MORAL AGAIN! (MAMA!!) Really. Honest to God.

UPDATE 11/21/20: The self-proclaimed “President-Elect” disports himself elegantly by screaming incoherently at a reporter asking a simple question about kids being allowed to go back to school. A cheery preview of things to come should The Big Steal succeed. Thank you, Trump-haters of America.

Sharp and clear and ready to lead.

Sharp and clear and ready to lead.

UPDATE 11/15/20: As is the case for the Clintons’ “charitable” Foundation, ALL the money has gone to high salaries and nary a penny to cancer research. Remember “Beau’s Dad,” that heartwarming, compassionate, selfless, grieving father hesitant to seek higher office only to be encouraged by the ghost of his dead, cancer-stricken son? And now, another revealing facet of “Beau’s Dad,” demonstrating how very much he and his grifting family care about helping other cancer victims and making the world a better place. We can be sure there are some Biden gestures of altruism, similar to Chelsea’s multimillion dollar wedding, footed by that other big-hearted Dem family “charity.” Maybe a grant covering a year’s supply of cocaine for the worthy Hunter?

UPDATE 11/3/20: Joe Biden is Chauncey Gardner, the pitifully empty human vessel filled with a few thin sound-byte platitudes, pushed forth with a straight face as potential Leader Of The Free World. Apparently, half the electorate is so frighteningly brain-dead as to ally with such banal mediocrity against the hated Trump and the expansive, free, growing, hopeful, optimistic, vital America he champions. God save us on the eve of this strangest, most pivotal of all elections.

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UPDATE 10/31/20: If we are blessed to secure a Conservative victory on Tuesday, we will have survived the immediate INTERNAL threat to America’s survival. Not by chance, we will have also sidestepped our most serious EXTERNAL threat which is Communist China, the real bosses of the Biden Crime Family. As information about Hunter’s laptop is allowed to come forth, the Biden-China connection is becoming more sinister by the minute.

Granted a Trump victory and Biden’s disposal in history’s ash bin, we must move even more decisively toward as complete economic indepedence from the CCP as possible. Their ruthless use of biological warfare is now all too evident, and their mastery of all-consuming totalitarian control,  Orwellian 24/7/365 surveillance of every citizen’s life, is a matter of record.  We have been granted ample warning. Will the average American heed it?


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10/25/20: Well, well, well. Benign ol’ Lunch Bucket Joe from Scranton is really the “Big Guy” Godfather head of a busy Crime Family. And Hapless Hunter is his Fredo.  Looking long range at the Dem Prog Party, one should take stock of the deep contempt held by this Mr. Regular Guy for those “chumps” and “you ain’t Black” voters who don’t like him, shared with a certain other prominent Democrat with her basket of Deplorables. Great politicking there, guys! Let us hope for an imminent early retirement for Joe and well-earned obscurity for both. 

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10/1/20: No more polite, ineffectual Paul Ryans to sneer at. Faced with a street fighter opponent imbued with American spirit and an admirable record of promises kept and results attained, slippery, slidin’ Joe is left with just…rude, empty Joe. 

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UPDATE 9/23/20: “Take a look inside!” So says the article detailing the modest McLean VA digs Lunch Bucket/Common Man Joe and his Dr. Jill call home.

And take a real look inside the blatant graft, corruption and self-enrichment of wonder boy Hunter Biden, courtesy of certain family connections. History will have quite the time explaining how, somehow, in this upside-down world,  the Biden family skates, Joe gets to be the Dem nominee, and Trump is impeached. Do take a good look inside!

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Chez Biden. Look at the Quid all that Quo can buy!!

UPDATE 9/20/20: It has become increasingly obvious that this man has lost his mental faculties, useful only as a puppet for a planned Harris (read Obama III) administration.

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UPDATE 9/8/20: If anyone has any doubts about the obvious deterioration of Biden’s mental and physical state, look at this wasted man pitifully struggling even to read a tele-prompted answer to the simplest of questions. Add to that his creepy predilection for playing handsy where one shouldn’t, especially with children, and we are looking at an episode of “Outer Limits.” What do his family, his personal handlers and those running this horror show have up their sleeves? Is he in fact a temporary stand-in for a last minute substitute, a real October surprise?

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Anything is possible. Anything.

UPDATE 9/8/20: If you haven’t already had the pleasure, Meet The Bidens! Niece Caroline, credit card scammer; daughter Ashley, recreational druggie; son Hunter, kicked out of the Navy for cocaine snorting, serial incestuous philanderer, dead beat, grifter (with his Daddy’s assistance), all-round low-life stinker; the compromised security problems with our international enemies such a motley crew has on a public, political figure. Buy one, get the whole reeking garbage pile for free!

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UPDATE 8/23/20: Currying favor with the Young(and Black) vote, Sleepy Joe grants a penetrating, probing, preposterous interview with a bizarre life form somewhere in the Twilight Zone of entertainment that goes by the name Cardi B. Referring to her and her generation as “The Greatest!” “The Best!” in American history, kindly Papa Joe exults to this freakish interpreter of unprintable lyrics that “you’re the reason I have such incredible hope.”

This is also the week that a Black female murderer (now deemed an “impactful community leader”) named Donna Hylton was given the stage at the Democratic Convention, presumably to encourage her many fans to vote for Joe. Read (if you dare) the details of her jolly foray into torture and homicide to gain further appreciation for the company the Democratic Party keeps these days.

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UPDATE 8/9/20: The Democrats’ Finest/Cream De La Creme/Creme De La Cream/Mr. Class/Everyday Guy/Presumptive Donkey Candidate for the highest elective office in the land  has managed to top his memorable “You ain’t Black” upchuck [see 5/23 & 26/20 posts].  “What you all know but most people don’t know, unlike the African American community with notable exceptions, the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community.” They all think alike, they look alike and as he insisted in May, they all vote alike. Except for those few Deplorable exceptions who “ain’t Black…” Yo! Joe! Anybody home?!    Is there a there there?

UPDATE 5/26/20: More than a few “clean, articulate” Blacks have a few words in response to this business about “you ain’t Black.” Perhaps more than a few other Blacks may wake up to what these pandering Democrats really think of them, particularly since LBJ’s glee about having those “niggers voting Dem for the next 200 years.” Our votes matter, not our Black lives? Say it ain’t so.

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UPDATE 5/23/20: This poor excuse for a human being, the nominal Dem choice for the land’s highest office, previously has told Black audiences that his political opponents are “goin’ to be puttin’ ya’ll back in chains.” Now, going beyond mere lies to an assertion of absolute power, control and contempt, informs the same audience ” Well I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.”  In other words, “No uppity idees ’bout BLEXIT. You ain’t goin’ nowhere. You in OUR chains!”

If any declaration distills the Big Brotherly essence of Regular Guy Joe and his Party of Permanent Infantile Dependency (PID), nothing does.

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Don’ be gittin’ no uppity idees ’bout BLEXIT.

UPDATE 5/2/20: The Dem machine puts the Orwellian Doublethink pedal to the floor, picking the word “DECENCY” as the quality that will sell corrupt sleazebag Joe Biden to the public. Certain, slimy sordid things are growing like The Blob between the cracks for this vocal champion of put-upon #MeToo ladies. An old Larry King show, unsuccessfully buried, now shows that this Tara Reade didn’t just now make it all up.

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UPDATE 2/25/20: The Donkey Party’s finest continues to decompose before the eyes of an adoring nation.

UPDATE 1/19/20: Joe is not only still being Joe, but his whole sleazy family of wandering hands keeps getting their dirty digits caught in the cookie jar of Get Rich/Easy Money politics. Ah, for the good old days when even a hint of impropriety would sink a full-blown phony & crook like this schlemiel, not to mention his entirely corrupt Party. Perhaps the about-to-be-released muckraking expose of today’s Dem Party of criminals, Peter Schweitzer’s “Profiles in Corruption: Abuse of Power by America’s Progressive Elite,” will create at least a ripple of indignation.

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UPDATE 8/12/19: Now waist-deep in flop sweat and insane to please everyone as usual, Joe self-identifies as Mike Pence. But why not for the guy hoping to lead the Party of My Truth and Make Up The Rules As You Go?

UPDATE 8/22/19: The gaffes keep a-comin’. One cannot keep up.

UPDATE 6/30/19: Candidate Creepy Uncle Joe’s head-scratcher: what to give away? What buys votes? Free College?! Medicare For All?!  Reparations!? Climate Change? CLIMATE CHANGE! A crisis that everyone can warm up to! $5 Trillion! And that’s just for starters. This is a crisis with legs!

UPDATE 5/1/19: MAMA!!? Regular Joe’s stirring, noble alternative to the unacceptable MAGA of the Trump Presidency? Perfection: Make America MORAL again (MAMA!!) From the ultimate race card shark, the panderer’s pander whose far-fetched claim to moral decency cloak and cover him like the oily sewage it has proven itself to be over his 36 year waist-deep wade in the DC Swamp. And for a Party pandering to millions of permanently discontented infants, what better collective cry than MAMA!!?

Needy Democrats resonate to babies crying MAMA!!!

Needy Democrats resonate to babies crying MAMA!!!

UPDATE 3/31/19: By all recent accounts the great moderate Dem hope for 2020, Mr. Wandering Hands-Put Ya’ll In Chains-Oh Please Go Joe has had a really bad couple of weeks. Apologizing to Anita Hill on behalf of “white man’s culture,” apologizing for calling Mike Pence “a decent guy,” offending the already Permanently Offended Grievance Industry Eminenta Stacey Abrams, new allegations of drifting digits and other unwelcome gestures of affection,  just Being Joe: the serial panderer, shameless opportunist and gaffe-meister may have finally screwed himself into retirement.

Joe's fantasy meeting with AOC.

Ol’ Smoothy Joe’s fantasy meeting with AOC. We can wait. Can he?

UPDATE 2/15/19: Now most bets are that Yer Pal Joey will be the Dem nominee in the absence of anyone else remotely approaching political “moderation.” With the current crop of POTUS wannabes, Trotsky would be perceived as moderate. So, who are we to argue with the choice of a thoroughly documented creep (see below & below & below ad infinitum) to head up the Dippy Donkey ticket in 2o2o? Perhaps Joe is more saleable than the those longing to turn DC into Caracas-On-The-Potomac.

UPDATE 10/28/18: Good Ol’ Uncle Joe, that cordial everyday dude, that lovely sincere guy whom everybody likes, who told Blacks that the GOP was “gonna put ya’ll back in chains”, comes out as the Paragon of Civility, informing all of us crude inferiors that “words matter.”

UPDATE 6/6/18: Augmented hair, plenty of new & improved face work, and 76 year old Killer Joe announces to his party that he’s the one to “kick Trump’s ass.”

UPDATE 11/16/17: Creepy, crawly Uncle Joe of the wandering hands and cringe-worthy whispers in the ear: in this age of Harvey Girl hysteria, this is the Democrats’ Great Hope for 2020? Actually, a perfect choice for the Party of Do-What-I-Say-Not-What-I-Do.

1/14/16 UPDATE: As Hillary approaches possible implosion as the Dem candidate, Joe’s prospects suddenly get likely. And what more humanizing ploy is there than the selling of The Grieving Father? According to no less than BO, Beau Biden’s dad is the man who will cure  cancer.

ORIGINAL POST 3/23/13: Officially, enthusiastically joining the true ranks of Michelle-Antoinettes, Joe and Jill do Paris bigtime on the U.S. taxpayer dime, unabashedly Letting The Little People Eat Cake while schoolchildren have to give up their much-anticipated tours of what was formerly The People’s House. No strangers to gaming  the system, has anyone reminded the Bidens what happened to that be-wigged Parisian with a similar detached air who coined the Cake quote a few centuries back?

Although relegated to the goofball category from a virtual litany of predictable gaffes, there’s no ignoring that this “buffoon” is one breath away from the Presidency. His debate performance forced us all to experience the foul spray of his skunky contempt, the distasteful, classless, mendacious lengths to which he will go to smear/step on/destroy his opponents.

A new book, “The Payoff,” goes beyond the big red nose and floppy shoes, describing Biden as an “egomaniacal autocrat…determined to manage his staff through fear.” Certainly squares with the sneering bully we all saw sitting next to Paul Ryan, and a career spattered with shameless lying, plagiarizing and smash-mouth tactics further identifies anything but a nice guy behind the clown mask. Ronald Reagan had his sinister number back in 1987.

And now the agita of a possible Biden Presidency.

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Everyone's favorite neighbor & cut-up.

The guy next door with wandering hands.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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…doing his Cheetah impression…

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