Joe Biden

March 23, 2013
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MAKING AMERICA MORAL AGAIN! (MAMA!!) Really. Honest to God.

MAKING AMERICA MORAL AGAIN! (MAMA!!) Really. Honest to God.

UPDATE 5/1/19: MAMA!!? Regular Joe’s stirring, noble alternative to the unacceptable MAGA of the Trump Presidency? Perfection: Make America MORAL again (MAMA!!) From the ultimate race card shark, the panderer’s pander whose far-fetched claim to moral decency cloak and cover him like the oily sewage it has proven itself to be over his 36 year waist-deep wade in the DC Swamp. And for a Party pandering to millions of permanently discontented infants, what better collective cry than MAMA!!?

Needy Democrats resonate to babies crying MAMA!!!

Needy Democrats resonate to babies crying MAMA!!!

UPDATE 3/31/19: By all recent accounts the great moderate Dem hope for 2020, Mr. Wandering Hands-Put Ya’ll In Chains-Oh Please Go Joe has had a really bad couple of weeks. Apologizing to Anita Hill on behalf of “white man’s culture,” apologizing for calling Mike Pence “a decent guy,” offending the already Permanently Offended Grievance Industry Eminenta Stacey Abrams, new allegations of drifting digits and other unwelcome gestures of affection,  just Being Joe: the serial panderer, shameless opportunist and gaffe-meister may have finally screwed himself into retirement.

Joe's fantasy meeting with AOC.

Ol’ Smoothy Joe’s fantasy meeting with AOC. We can wait. Can he?

UPDATE 2/15/19: Now most bets are that Yer Pal Joey will be the Dem nominee in the absence of anyone else remotely approaching political “moderation.” With the current crop of POTUS wannabes, Trotsky would be perceived as moderate. So, who are we to argue with the choice of a thoroughly documented creep (see below & below & below ad infinitum) to head up the Dippy Donkey ticket in 2o2o? Perhaps Joe is more saleable than the those longing to turn DC into Caracas-On-The-Potomac.

UPDATE 10/28/18: Good Ol’ Uncle Joe, that cordial everyday dude, that lovely sincere guy whom everybody likes, who told Blacks that the GOP was “gonna put ya’ll back in chains”, comes out as the Paragon of Civility, informing all of us crude inferiors that “words matter.”

UPDATE 6/6/18: Augmented hair, plenty of new & improved face work, and 76 year old Killer Joe announces to his party that he’s the one to “kick Trump’s ass.”

UPDATE 11/16/17: Creepy, crawly Uncle Joe of the wandering hands and cringe-worthy whispers in the ear: in this age of Harvey Girl hysteria, this is the Democrats’ Great Hope for 2020? Actually, a perfect choice for the Party of Do-What-I-Say-Not-What-I-Do.

1/14/16 UPDATE: As Hillary approaches possible implosion as the Dem candidate, Joe’s prospects suddenly get likely. And what more humanizing ploy is there than the selling of The Grieving Father? According to no less than BO, Beau Biden’s dad is the man who will cure  cancer.

Officially, enthusiastically joining the true ranks of Michelle-Antoinettes, Joe and Jill do Paris bigtime on the U.S. taxpayer dime, unabashedly Letting The Little People Eat Cake while schoolchildren have to give up their much-anticipated tours of what was formerly The People’s House. No strangers to gaming  the system, has anyone reminded the Bidens what happened to that be-wigged Parisian with a similar detached air who coined the Cake quote a few centuries back?

Although relegated to the goofball category from a virtual litany of predictable gaffes, there’s no ignoring that this “buffoon” is one breath away from the Presidency. His debate performance forced us all to experience the foul spray of his skunky contempt, the distasteful, classless, mendacious lengths to which he will go to smear/step on/destroy his opponents.

A new book, “The Payoff,” goes beyond the big red nose and floppy shoes, describing Biden as an “egomaniacal autocrat…determined to manage his staff through fear.” Certainly squares with the sneering bully we all saw sitting next to Paul Ryan, and a career spattered with shameless lying, plagiarizing and smash-mouth tactics further identifies anything but a nice guy behind the clown mask. Ronald Reagan had his sinister number back in 1987.

And now the agita of a possible Biden Presidency.

Our Joe. Always good for a laugh… 121012021610-vp-debate-biden-expressions-1-horizontal-large-gallery[1] …and a smirk…

Everyone's favorite neighbor & cut-up.

The guy next door with wandering hands.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…doing his Silvio Bersculoni impression… Silvio-Berlusconi-Smile[1]

…doing his Cheetah impression…

42704_smiling_monkey[1] …separated at birth, fore and aft… HorseSmile2O[1] …wowing the ladies(to biker boyfriends’ obvious delight)… biden.bikers-P1[1] …cutting up with a clean, articulate friend…[just look at THOSE teeth!] f7c30650c6fe66cc39915e814e432120[1] …pride of the Democratic Party… biden_grin_clint_eastwood[1] ….suffering the fate of most Vice Presidents…C’mon, show us that smile, Joe. Joe-Biden-as-Forrest-Gump--64486[1]

6 Responses to Joe Biden

  1. […] A showman’s showman, he knows how to keep himself at the forefront, but he’s mostly unpredictable as far as where his true loyalties lie. His one unwavering principle is promoting Donald Trump and how he does that spans the political spectrum from end to end. Donald is one a very few stand-out clods in a world glutted with his crude, annoying type. […]

  2. […] everybody knows is at the core of the man.” Everybody? Golden heart? Are we talking about Joe Biden, the sneering bully on full display during his debates with Paul Ryan? Of all the things to write […]

  3. […] dessert, a bonus: sleazy Uncle Joe the Dem’s great hope for 2o2o?! Yes! Yes! Run, Joe! […]

  4. […] Promises as fake as that Bidenesque dental work. […]

  5. […] charming aphorism,  “When they go low, we kick them.” Good ol’ Uncle Joe Biden tells a Black audience that “they’re gonna put ya’ll back in chains […]

  6. […] go with Left-lurchers Cory & Kamala (and doddering Old White Men Joe & Bernie) , the masochistic Dems are further treating themselves here to a crude Midwestern […]

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