Joe Biden

March 23, 2013
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UPDATE 10/28/18: Good Ol’ Uncle Joe, that cordial everyday dude, that lovely sincere guy whom everybody likes, who told Blacks that the GOP was “gonna put ya’ll back in chains”, comes out as the Paragon of Civility, informing all of us crude inferiors that “words matter.”

UPDATE 6/6/18: Augmented hair, plenty of new & improved face work, and 76 year old Killer Joe announces to his party that he’s the one to “kick Trump’s ass.”

UPDATE 11/16/17: Creepy, crawly Uncle Joe of the wandering hands and cringe-worthy whispers in the ear: in this age of Harvey Girl hysteria, this is the Democrats’ Great Hope for 2020? Actually, a perfect choice for the Party of Do-What-I-Say-Not-What-I-Do.

1/14/16 UPDATE: As Hillary approaches possible implosion as the Dem candidate, Joe’s prospects suddenly get likely. And what more humanizing ploy is there than the selling of The Grieving Father? According to no less than BO, Beau Biden’s dad is the man who will cure  cancer.

Officially, enthusiastically joining the true ranks of Michelle-Antoinettes, Joe and Jill do Paris bigtime on the U.S. taxpayer dime, unabashedly Letting The Little People Eat Cake while schoolchildren have to give up their much-anticipated tours of what was formerly The People’s House. No strangers to gaming  the system, has anyone reminded the Bidens what happened to that be-wigged Parisian with a similar detached air who coined the Cake quote a few centuries back?

Although relegated to the goofball category from a virtual litany of predictable gaffes, there’s no ignoring that this “buffoon” is one breath away from the Presidency. His debate performance forced us all to experience the foul spray of his skunky contempt, the distasteful, classless, mendacious lengths to which he will go to smear/step on/destroy his opponents.

A new book, “The Payoff,” goes beyond the big red nose and floppy shoes, describing Biden as an “egomaniacal autocrat…determined to manage his staff through fear.” Certainly squares with the sneering bully we all saw sitting next to Paul Ryan, and a career spattered with shameless lying, plagiarizing and smash-mouth tactics further identifies anything but a nice guy behind the clown mask. Ronald Reagan had his sinister number back in 1987.

And now the agita of a possible Biden Presidency.

Our Joe. Always good for a laugh… 121012021610-vp-debate-biden-expressions-1-horizontal-large-gallery[1] …and a smirk…

Everyone's favorite neighbor & cut-up.

The guy next door with wandering hands.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…doing his Silvio Bersculoni impression… Silvio-Berlusconi-Smile[1]

…doing his Cheetah impression…

42704_smiling_monkey[1] …separated at birth, fore and aft… HorseSmile2O[1] …wowing the ladies(to boyfriend’s obvious delight)… biden.bikers-P1[1] …cutting up with a clean, articulate friend…[just look at THOSE teeth!] f7c30650c6fe66cc39915e814e432120[1] …pride of the Democratic Party… biden_grin_clint_eastwood[1] ….suffering the fate of most Vice Presidents…C’mon, show us that smile, Joe. Joe-Biden-as-Forrest-Gump--64486[1]

5 Responses to Joe Biden

  1. […] A showman’s showman, he knows how to keep himself at the forefront, but he’s mostly unpredictable as far as where his true loyalties lie. His one unwavering principle is promoting Donald Trump and how he does that spans the political spectrum from end to end. Donald is one a very few stand-out clods in a world glutted with his crude, annoying type. […]

  2. […] everybody knows is at the core of the man.” Everybody? Golden heart? Are we talking about Joe Biden, the sneering bully on full display during his debates with Paul Ryan? Of all the things to write […]

  3. […] dessert, a bonus: sleazy Uncle Joe the Dem’s great hope for 2o2o?! Yes! Yes! Run, Joe! […]

  4. […] Promises as fake as that Bidenesque dental work. […]

  5. […] charming aphorism,  “When they go low, we kick them.” Good ol’ Uncle Joe Biden tells a Black audience that “they’re gonna put ya’ll back in chains […]

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