UPDATE 2/7/21: With her fantasized near-death experience on Capitol Hill now a source of national hilarity, Drama Queen AOC comes out fully as THE post-modernist, …
Phil Murphy, the Garden State’s new tallest weed and its very own Bill de Blasio.
PHIL MURPHY, NJ GOVERNOR UPDATE 10/28/21: Thanks to a loose-lipped aide spilling NJ Governor Phil Murphy,’s heretofore unexpressed intentions post election, Garden State residents are …
Fidel Castro (1926-2016), FIH
UPDATE 2/2/23: On the 64th anniversary of man-of-the-people Che Guevara having seized control of a luxurious beachfront mansion from its rightful owner, it’s a …
Radical Chic Rock Stars: Is there anything they can’t do or don’t know?
UPDATE 2/10/22: Adele is not overtly political to my knowledge, but the singer’s whiny handwringing makes her as cloying as any preachy rock star. So …
Chelsea “KAREN” Clinton: A curious snow flake with a gluten aversion
UPDATE 5/26/21: Hildebeast’s empty-headed offspring takes her place among the pantheon of WHITE, clueless, rich, entitled, bitchy, bossy Karens looking for Woke sanctuary by …
The Kennedys: CamelottaBaloney
UPDATE 7/12/18: Who better to join a really cool, fun celebrity “hunger strike” (that’s actually pretty high in junk food calories) than Monster Matriarch breeding …
Susan Sarandon
There is no “official” APA diagnostic category for rich & famous, addle-brained bad girls like Susan Sarandon. But her type runs rife. Sarandon’s specifically Socialist Movie Star psychosis is characterized by boundless hatred …
Bernie Sanders: Formerly a stigma, Socialism is heating up as
the latest cool thing for the Demo Party.
UPDATE 3/2/20: Anticipating a move to the White House next January, Bernie tries out tyrant face hair in homage to past totalitarian leaders! What? No …
Joe Biden
Although relegated to the goofball category from a virtual litany of predictable gaffes, there’s no ignoring that this “buffoon” is one breath away from the Presidency.