Meghan Markle, Dimwit Dem Duchess

September 22, 2019
Distress call: radical chic knee and a future crisis in the House Of Windsor.

Warning: a radically chic distressed knee and a distress call from the House Of Windsor waiting to happen.

UPDATE 8/28/20: Ms. Fish-Without-A-Bicycle Gloria Steinem plumbs new depths of irrelevance in an earthshaking sit-down summit with erstwhile Royal-At-Large/Hollywood Activist/Global Humanitarian Meghan in the garden of the latter’s spanking new $11 million Santa Barbara estate. Funny the VERY upscale settings where these poseurs of Universal Equality position  themselves. As Concerned Elite, they’ve earned it. The big takeaway? Harry’s a feminist! And Gloria approves!

UPDATE 2/13/20: The Royal Consumption has begun. Not a pretty sight.

UPDATE 1/14/20: Oh, my. It’s happened. The distress call predicted early on. The world’s two most pampered, cossetted, spoiled, privileged Victims have just played the Victim card (IAVT!) and declared their independence from the Royal Motherlode (who has just weighed in with proper, predictable class). Naturally, they’ve bravely chosen to keep the perk$$$$ of being Royals while eschewing the boring stuff, all the while being the Radical Chic, Trump-hating darlings of All The Right Rich Lefties. We should all be so put upon.

ORIGINAL POST 9/22/19: A Progressive friend recently asked in a troubled tone of voice, “Why do the British dislike Meghan Markle so much?”

For this particular purveyor of the conventional dumb Leftist litany-Global Warming, Green New Deals, Open Borders, Medicare For All, Hate Trump, Hate Trump & Hate Trump-the answer has to be upsetting: basic British common sense. After all, these are the people who gave us Western Civilization, Shakespeare, Churchill, Ealing Studios & Carry-On films; and a nice cup of tea to sort things out.

Hapless Harry, the spare heir, has made the marital choice of a vacuous social climber with radical chic Progressive pretensions. One social commentator ascribes to her the lofty role of revolutionary royal party-crasher on the House of Windsor, the outspoken modern Woman Of Color With Opinions.

More like it, she has recently been prime party to one of those chic lists on which no one with more than a thimble-full of brains and/or class would ever voluntarily appear. In the rather worthless estimation of “The Duchess,” anyone who has an ethnic, unpronounceable name,  loves Jane Fonda & Greta Thunberg, hates Donald Trump and all who voted for him, is “cool.”

The rest of us, eschewing those who feel qualified to force their Progressive poison down our collective throat, would “rather not” when it comes to anything pertaining to Little Miss Markle. One eagerly awaits Meg’s Grandma-In-Law to weigh-in on this world-class lightweight but will not be putting aside breathing and eating in the interim. The Queen has always exercised admirable self-restraint, and we would be sensible to do likewise.

3 Responses to Meghan Markle, Dimwit Dem Duchess

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  2. Updates 8/24-30/20 | Michelle-Antoinette on August 28, 2020 at 4:48 am

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