Bill de Blasio

October 18, 2015
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“Bill de Blasio was born Warren Wilhelm Jr. on May 8, 1961 in New York City and grew up in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Shortly after graduating with a bachelor’s degree from New York University in 1983, he legally changed his name to Warren de Blasio-Wilhelm, adding his mother’s maiden name to his identity. In 2002 he changed his name for a second time and became Bill de Blasio.”

Smile and the whole world smiles with you...unless you're Bill de Blasio (nee Warren Wilhelm, Jr.).

Smile and the whole world smiles with you…unless you’re Bill de Blasio (nee Warren Wilhelm Jr.).

UPDATE 8/4/16: Apres Bratton, le deluge. Minus a Police Chief standing between them and chaos, dense Gothamites may feel the full consequence of a De Blasio New York.

A leopard can’t change his spots, but a hustler with Progressive political ambitions can always change his name to sound more PC “ethnic.” Smart move on his part because that non-Teutonic name, the fashionable mixed-racial family, and the unabashedly radical history are apparently just what New Yorkers want. Ah, bring back the good old pre-Giuliani days of getting mugged in broad daylight on dirty, garbage-strewn streets and fighting off the squeegee men!   No more “racial profiling,” no more Stop ‘N Frisk! Don’t trust the police, he sagely tells his own half-black son ( not to mention the subverted cops and everyone else)! Happy Days are here again as the vile One Percenters flee the City with its exorbitant taxes bankrolling that promised “free” diamond-studded chicken in every pot! He even hops over to Rome to lecture the world on “Modern Slavery and Climate Change” (?). And impolitely late as usual!

Hey, Big Apple! You want a fanatical Socialist parasite attacking its host from every possible angle, the host without which it can’t survive? You got one for Mayor! Welcome to the de Blasio era! And very happy landings off that cliff.

Bill embarrasses his family by wearing a suit and tie to his swearing in.

The new Mayor embarrasses his family by wearing a suit and tie to his swearing in.

 

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