Michelle-Antoinette’s Charge Card

November 6, 2012

The minute she walked in the joint, we could tell she was a real Big Spender

Champagne wishes, caviar dreams. Not good enough.

Champagne wishes, caviar dreams. Not good enough.

UPDATE 5/11/15: Our long-suffering, ‘buked & scorned First Lady, still expertly racking up multi-million dollar vacation tabs courtesy of the US taxpayer, carries on bravely despite a lifetime of slights.

UPDATE June, 2013: We’re constantly told that being the first black FLOTUS is a bit like living through a potato famine of its own, so Michelle drops $8 million U.S. tax dollars covering such essentials as a $3300/night suite at Dublin’s 5-star Shelbourne Hotel. Does that cover the reparations due her?

UPDATE 3/31/13: Spring Break for the little princesses in both the Bahamas AND Sun Valley, a messy double-layered cream pie and a middle finger in a struggling, unemployed America’s face just too fun for these shameless grifters to pass up.

UPDATE Christmas, 2012: Everything old is new again as America’s very own Royals treat themselves to a little post-election binge.

Michelle-Antoinette: let them eat paella.   Or perhaps the Little People like tapas.


Sixteen vay-cays as of February, 2012. Tab? $10 million.

“The very rich are different from you and me,” said F. Scott Fitzgerald. That’s because they have more of their own money to spend.  Very rich socialist politicians and their wives are even more different. They have more of other people’s money to spend.

UPDATE 7/9/08 Complaining about the lousy $600.00 tax rebate from the Fed. Why, it’s barely enough for a decent pair of earrings! “You’re getting $600 — what can you do with that?  Not to be ungrateful or anything, but maybe it pays down a bill, but it doesn’t pay down every bill every month,” she said.  “The short-term quick fix kinda stuff sounds good, and it may even feel good that first month when you get that check, and then you go out and you buy a pair of earrings.”

Sobered by the public outcry over the half-million dollar Spanish PR disaster, a chastened Barack & Michelle buy out the entire Taj Mahal Hotel in Mumbai. While in India, an admirable missionary zeal overtakes Michelle as she reaches out to slum children, changing their lives for the better by telling them, “I didn’t grow up with a lot of money.

Reminding exploited youngsters that rough childhoods are not exclusive to India, Mrs. Obama exhorted those that sleep curled up on railroad platforms to follow her lead and make sure to get an education.” She also passed out complimentary White House M&M packets, doubtlessly inspiring whole crowds of young Indian urchins to follow her example, eat broccoli and go into public service rather than the corporate world.

Interesting that all of us Rich Republicans are taken to task for being so greedy and selfish [ie. we want to keep our own money and have the choice about what we do with it] while barely comfortable, self-denying Public Servants like the Obamas and their fellow millionaire Leftists are somehow above reproach living like kings & queens on U.S. tax money.


Man And Woman Of The People, the Obamas “not that far removed” from what the common folk are experiencing.

ugly[1]Like what you see? So does she! Visit Michelle-Antoinette’s closet; and to see what this Perfect Hostess has in mind for you to eat (or not to eat), peek into her cupboard. To get started living vicariously through THE ONE dazzling goddess Oprah called “the greatest First Lady we’ve ever known,” go to Michelle-Antoinette’s very own page.

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