UPDATE 4/12/24: This WEEDS IN THE AMERICAN GARDEN OF FREEDOM post proves a very handy drop-off spot when determining where to put those special Michelle-Antoinette folk who have not really earned a regular fulltime post and presence of their own. Such a special almost-human confection is the incomparable Sheila Jackson Lee, here revived and celebrated once again (thanks to recent astronomical musings on The Sun and The Moon) for living up to that unmatchable assessment of her intellectual assets: “dumber than a bunch of rocks caught in the hubcaps of a slow bus going the wrong way on a one- way street in the middle of a flood.”
Her authoritative grasp of astronomy has not been limited to just the sun and the moon.
UPDATE 6/7/22: Mention of Jackson Lee’s latest little bit of gifting herself the armed protection she vociferously denies the Little People is just an excuse to gleefully repeat this priceless description of the pride of the Congressional Black Caucus: “dumber than a bunch of rocks caught in the hubcaps of a slow bus going the wrong way on a one way street in the middle of a flood.”
UPDATE 12/27/17: The contents(ewwwww!) of her character spilling out of every orifice, Herself whips out that good ol’ race card right on cue when caught bumping another passenger from an airline seat. “When Queen Sheila’s caught stealing a seat, Dirty Birdie Momma goes Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!” And not the first time.
One of the most delightfully zany members of Congress, described by one admirer as “dumber than a bunch of rocks caught in the hubcaps of a slow bus going the wrong way on a one way street in the middle of a flood.” Among her accomplishments: insisting on names for hurricanes like Jamal and K’eisha to promote racial diversity, screaming “Racist!” with the same frequency that most of us inhale & exhale. Run, don’t walk for more of the special mirth that is the regal Ms. Sheila.
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