Michael Bloomberg

November 6, 2012
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UPDATE: 5/13/13 Yet another breathcatcher in the Nosey Nanny’s gluttonous power saga.

UPDATE: 3/11/13 Believe it or not, even Nanny Bloomberg has a disapproving nanny who thinks he’s not nosey enough.

[UPDATE: 2/8/13-Not surprisingly, elitist nanny-snob Mayor Mike really longs to be Lord Michael. London had best brace herself, lie back…and think of England.]

Whatever the opposite of the Common Touch is, Mayor Mike “Nanny” Bloomberg has it. Obviously wonderful at making money [$17 billion by recent estimate], NYC’s richest man is also its most annoying and proprietary, dictating whether New Yorkers smoke, what and if they eat, controlling their right to defend themselves with their own firearms. Naturally, Mr. Mayor makes his own choices on those scores for himself. Momma knows best.

It’s one thing to push for healthier living. It’s another thing to take a worthy cause and turn it into another excuse for control. This business of the Little People [us] making our own choices, good or bad, just doesn’t sit well with our self-appointed Betters in high office. In response to the notion that this is all about saving the government from having to carry the health costs of Big Mac addicts, one can respond, “Precisely.” Let people make their own choices and live or die by the consequences. When bad boys & girls have to face consequences of their actions, it makes them think twice.

But that would be too practical, too realistic. In truth, total control of people’s most basic choices is the real motive here all along. See? You made us have to take care of you! Bad boy! Bad girl! Momma has to foot the bill for all those Camels and Big Macs.

This will make the snow shovels run on time.

What becomes a Nanny most?

One set of Rights for thee, another for Me.

Smash, Ladies, Smash!!

 

Oh thank you, Mr. Mayor! All the kids are glad you brought a sprout-covered tofu brick to my birthday party and took away that really, really nasty cake and ice cream!! But…but…what’s that frosting doing at the corner of your mouth? [Kid with glasses & pencil: “Hmmmm…..” Bloomberg: “Mmmffffff.”]

Nanny in the nursery: Hide the baby formula!

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