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COMING IN 2028! AN OIL SLICK RIDING THE CREST OF THE NEXT BLUE WAVE: MAC!!! MAKE AMERICA CALIFORNIA! [Update, January 2025: No way. Bye bye.]
UPDATE 1/24/25: Outed psychopath and serial liar Gavin Newscum is desperately pretending to be someone anyone wants to see when Trump visits the LAOF carnage. They don’t. In the same insane, happy hands manner as he spins the devastation of LA (and his equally incinerated Presidential dreams), he manically cites all the groups and boards and committees and billionaires and VIPs he’s in touch with making mammoth, bigger-and-better plans already in motion/now underway/in process/ on the table without mentioning a single specific name or real plan…because there can’t be anyone in their right mind that wants anything to do with him. That probably includes his equally corrupt Aunt Nancy (or whatever relation she is). Just go away now, Gavin.
O happy day! Dancey shoulders!! Speculators coming in to snatch up the ruins at fire sale prices! Cause for those voting citizens with their houses in ashes to celebrate! Is this Ken doll mad…or just those who will continue to vote for him?
Which is it? Oh? Piranha speculators are bad?
What this pathological liar and all-round phony says is meaningless. He’s the classic used car salesman who should be selling used cars, not running (and ruining) people’s lives.
UPDATE 1/19/25: Due to unforeseen circumstances involving a certain incinerated city, the Sacramento Greaseball has suddenly moved up the launch date of his 2028 campaign for the U.S. Presidency and is seen here spontaneously giving his quickly improvised stump speech in both conversational political BS and sign language.
UPDATE 1/15/25: When the fires are out and only ashes remain, Gavin Newsom’s political career will be lost in the useless debris hauled away and dumped in the Pacific. Among the serial lies and incidents of negligence now piling higher by the day, rumor has it that he gave direct orders to confiscate the Starlink modems provided by Elon that were allowing communication during The Fire in the absence of any other workable networks. The Hair Club Guy certainly wasn’t about to allow his political enemies to score any positive visibility in the total absence of any effective action on his part. NewScum indeed. Do Californians agree? If not, they deserve what they get.
Despite those reputed burning embers in his oily coif, miraculously nary a gelled hair out of place.! Here the Sacramento Super-Lite Hero yukks it up this week on a podcast literally as LA burns. Why is this ice-cold sociopath still able to show his face in public?
Newsom’s heroism is almost comparable to Hillary’s modestly self-effacing account of her steely courage & composure under fire in Bosnia that, like Newsom’s reputedly smoking follicles, never happened. These people lie so easily.
Sincerity comes so naturally to the fine “old school” aristocrats of Dem Wokedom like GN. In less than 90 seconds here, you can know the essence of this greaseball…and a Party that thinks a BS/Snake Oil artist is the perfect candidate for their next Presidential outing.
UPDATE 1/8/25: See Californication.
UPDATE 11/15/24: Denizens of the formerly Golden State are finally showing signs of resistance, undoubtedly drawing courage from the rest of America’s thunderous rejection of the Newsom/Pelosi/Soros agenda.
California/America demolition alliance.
ORIGINAL POST 11/9/24: There is a certain pleasure to be savored from the sight of those inevitable vultures circling above in eager anticipation of feeding off the rotting carrion left in the wake of the Kamala Katastrophe. Despite their continued, obvious failure to connect with real people with real problems, the Dems will never abandon their noble Progressive mission and in their infinite wisdom are a looking ahead to the Left Coast Pretty Boy (LCPB) as their anointed 2028 Crown Prince and savior of the Party, marching loud & proud across the land under the blazing MAC banner: MAKE AMERICA CALIFORNIA!